Parody of Beyonce's If I were a Boy lol

* OK 1ST PLEASE OPEN ANOTHER TAB AND PLAY IF I WERE A BOY BY BEYONCE TO GET THE FULL EFFECT, IT HELPS SINCE U CANT HEAR IT BEING SUNG. AND IRONICALLY I HAD THIS IDEA WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER...HAHAHA...FEEL FREE TO COMMENT...ENJOY***


If i were dirty
even just for a day
i'd roll out of bed in the morning
and keep on what i had on and go
go steal clothes with friends
and mean mug fly gurls
i keep wearing these fake named brands
cuz i never been confronted farreal
my gurls stick up for me

If I were dirty
I think I could understand
How it feels to wear FUBU
I swear I'd be a better critic
I'd listen to her
I don't know how it hurts
When you flip that shirt inside out
Cuz you think the spots will hide
And all the other shirts are destroyed


if i were dirty
i would keep my pager
tell everyone its exclusive
so they would think that i was tight
not a bum...
i'd grab my bus pass
and put my braided wig on
cuz i know someone will like it
i gets looks everywhere i go

If I were dirty
I think I could understand
How it feels to wear FUBU
I swear I'd be a better critic
I'd listen to her
I don't know how it hurts
When you flip that shirt inside out
Cuz you think the spots will hide
And all the other shirts are destroyed

its a little too late for those tube socks
said its just a mistake w/that jersey dress
if you thought i would lie to you
you thought wrong!!!!

but you're just dirty.....

you dont understand....

how it feels to rock some fresh outfits
you wish you were as fly as me!!
you gone listen to me!!!
i dont care if it hurts
until you throw all that played shyt out
cuz you takin it too far
and everything you got is stolen......

but you're just dirty.....

(music fades)